May 4, 2026
My Hilarious Y2K Survival Story (Spoiler: Nothing Happened)
It was December 31st, 1999. I had spent the entire month of December hoarding canned beans, bottled water, and — for reasons I still can’t fully explain — seventeen flashlights. Seventeen. My neighbor, Dave, had gone even further. He’d dug a bunker in his backyard, stocked it with six months of freeze-dried meals, and printed […]